This a selection of various sketches, interviews, and shows performed and written by Matt Zaller.

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The Dictator abducted me, forced to “ask” these “questions”. I may or may not have been executed. 

Stoogedawg, y’all. Been Stoogin’ since the day I was born. People ask, “who stoogin’”? Now you can tell them “I heard Matt was stoogin’.”

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Tour de Thrillist City #5: NYC

With the reinvented 2012 Toyota Camry still going strong, Tour de Thrillist culminated in the Big Apple, where the guys teamed up with the cast members of Fuerza Bruta: Look Up and learned that theater is indeed a contact sport. Two Boots Pizza followed, as our Thrillisters competed to see whose pie was NYC-certified, and whose dish was ish. Snag the winner’s slices now — for a month at least — as you say sayonara to the coast-to-coast man-a-thon that rocked the nation. 

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Tour de Thrillist City #4: Philadelphia.

The Tour de Thrillist bromance continued in the city of Brotherly Love, where our hosts threw caution to the wind in two potentially bone-cracking, stomach-bursting physical challenges on a road trip driven by the 2012 Toyota Camry. First, there was the skateboard shred-off with Exit Skateboard Shop at Pops Skate Park. Then, Jake’s Sandwich Board offered up the gauntlet with their Philly 5-Pound Challenge, forcing our guys to gorge themselves to victory. Tune in to see whose face made the wall. Last stop: NYC.

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Tour de Thrillist City #3: Austin

Tour de Thrillist hit the Lone Star State, as the 2012 Toyota Camry pulled up in Austin, and honored the city’s musical history with a road trip theme song sing-off. Matt and Jordan whipped out the choral carpentry, and competed for title of supreme songster in front of a world class producer. The dudes then teamed up with Yumé Burger and East Side King for a food truck showdown, dishing out grub to some seriously hungry Texans.  Keep tuning in as Tour de Thrillist heads East to the city of Bro-therly Love.

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Tour de Thrillist City #2: Las Vegas

What happens in Vegas…sure ain’t staying there, at least when Tour de Thrillist, driven by the reinvented 2012 Toyota Camry, is involved. This time, our daredevil dude-duo battled it out in a fighter plane flair-off with the top guns at Sky Combat Ace, and then got down and dirty at Dig This in a bulldozer battle royale. Now, they’ve ditched the heavy machinery, and set their sights on Austin.

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Tour de Thrillist City #1: Los Angeles

Tour de Thrillist kicked off in Los Angeles with the reinvented 2012 Toyota Camry, where our ramblin’ men got culinary with resident top chef Italian Stallion, Fabio Viviani, and amped up their rat pack swag with a bowling tutorial at The Spare Room. Want more? Tune in next time for our Sin City shakedown. Vegas. Or. Bust.

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Ready, Set, Roadtrip!  
Gentlemen, start your engines, cause Tour de Thrillist — the coast-to-coast man-a-thon of epic proportions — is coming to a city near you, blazing trails in the reinvented 2012 Toyota Camry, beginning February 18 through March 5. From LA to Vegas, Austin to Philly, and finishing up in NYC, our hosts’ll be testing the laws of gravity and gastronomy, uncovering the coolest of the cool that America has to offer. And you’re invited to join the joyride: check back for updates and hit Twitter for invites to local shenanigans, and stay tuned for the chance to win a Tour de Thrillist all your own.  

I’m doing this:

thrillist:

Ready, Set, Roadtrip!  

Gentlemen, start your engines, cause Tour de Thrillist — the coast-to-coast man-a-thon of epic proportions — is coming to a city near you, blazing trails in the reinvented 2012 Toyota Camry, beginning February 18 through March 5. From LA to Vegas, Austin to Philly, and finishing up in NYC, our hosts’ll be testing the laws of gravity and gastronomy, uncovering the coolest of the cool that America has to offer. And you’re invited to join the joyride: check back for updates and hit Twitter for invites to local shenanigans, and stay tuned for the chance to win a Tour de Thrillist all your own.  

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Nic Cage might actually be a ghost. Interviews with Nic Cage and Idris Elba from Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance.

It’s Giovanni Ribisi’s birthday and I gave him a present. Or did I?

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I show Mark Wahlberg and Ben Foster how to do some movie theater smuggling. I get busted. 

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Rick Perry is a pig. Just look at this behind the scenes footage of him rehearsing for his “Strong” tv ad.

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